Indian vs Cavalier

Last weekend I went to the Fort Recovery 10 year class reunion and this coming weekend I am going to Coldwater 10 year class reunion. This started to make me wonder what would happen if a Fort Recovery Indian fought a Coldwater Cavalier. This is much like the ultimate warrior show on spike. To decide who would be victorious I will compare the weapons and fighting styles of each. Please keep in mind that I am a neutral party so this will be a very bias.. oops I mean a very unbias study.


INDIAN
Weapons
-knife
-bow and arrow
-spear
-hatchet

Fighting Styles
-stalk and kill
-crazy gorilla warfare
-scalping

Apparel
-skins and hides from the prey they stalked and killed with their bare hands

Cavalier
Weapons
-dueling sword
-pretty feather in the hat (for tickling their opponent to death)

Fighting Styles
-dueling

Apparel
-gay hat with a feather
-puffy shirt with popped collar
-mustache

The Indian has many more weapons to kill their opponents with so they win the weapons battle. The Indiana also has better and more vicious fight styles so they will the fighting style battle. The apparel is about 50/50. It's pretty bad ass that Indians walk around wearing hides from their kills. It's almost like a trophy. The Cavalier has a mustache though. It's hard to beat a mustache ride so we will give this one to the Cavaliers.

That leaves the score Indians = 2, Cavaliers =1

I think the picture below explains how that battle would turn out.



(This post is dedicated to Julie, Julie's sweatshirt, Kate and Cass)